bad bad daddy

You can find me over there at the bar
You aint even gotta ask
I dont know where they are
Im a bad bad daddy
Im a bad bad daddy
And Im nasty
And I still aint callin it quits
But Sean, what the ****s wrong with all of your kids
Im a bad bad daddy
Im a bad bad daddy
Sittin at the bar just minding my biz
I came down with all nine of my kids
And they all got an attitude
Mad cause
I said we cant go to the zoo
Its not a lie
But daddys too high
If I drive,
I will probably catch a
DUIHere, play with this pitcher of beer
Sit in there chairs, and dont disappear
Everybody on your best behavior
Tip the waitress, respect your neighbors
Ill be watchin
You know what not to do
Dont make me walk over here
Just to talk to you
I gave em all some money
So they could play pinball and putgrub in they tummies
Now Imma go get bombed
And you better not tell your mom
And like clockwork, soon as
I stepped away
You know they got worse
They didnt hesitate
Of course they start with the horseplay
And then it escalates
Then you get a court case
Little Sluggos
Thugs and cutthroats
Big trouble, cigarettes, puff those
Smash bottles on the floor and
Writing graffiti, fighting with the door man
Playin with switchblades and matches
Pick pocketin the cash and the plastic
Gettin high out back by the trashcans
Tryin to get the waitress to give a lapdance
I cant control em
So Imma pretend
I dont know em
Now let me celebrate and get drunk
Cause my wife missed her period again this month
You can find me over there at the bar
You aint even gotta ask ,
I dont know where they are
Im a bad bad daddy
Im a bad bad daddy
And Im nasty
And I still aint callin it quits
But Sean, what the ****s wrong with all of your kids
Im a bad bad daddy
Im a bad bad daddy
Somebody slap me