#Selfie (Club Mix -Clean)

When Jason was at the table
剛剛Jason在這張桌子前面的時候
I kept on seeing him look at me
我看著他一邊望著我
While he was with that other girl
一邊跟別的女孩說話
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous
你覺得他這麼幹是想讓我吃醋嗎？
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
因為他一整晚都在給我發消息
And I dont know if its a booty call or not
我也不知道他是想約炮還是怎樣

So like what do you think那...你覺得呢？
Did you think that girl was pretty
你..你覺得剛剛那妞好看嗎？
How did that girl even get in here
她怎麼混進來的？
Do you see her
你剛剛看見她了沒？
Shes so short and that dress is so tacky
她真的好矮啊，裙子還土得要死
Who wears cheetah
現在誰還穿豹紋啊拜託
Its not even summer
現在又不是夏天

Why does the DJ keep on playing summertime sadness DJ老是放Summertime Sadness幹什麼？
After we go to the bathroom can we go smoke a cigarette
一會兒咱們衝過澡之後去抽根菸吧？
I really need one
我現在真的想來一根

But first不過，
Let me take a Selfie
先讓我來張自拍~
Can you guys help me pick a filter
哎哎，你們能幫我挑個濾鏡嗎

I dont know if I should go with xx pro or valencia我也不知道用XX Pro還是Valencia P圖比較好
I wanna look tan
我想帶上美黑效果
What should my caption be
我在照片上該加上什麼字呢？
I want it to be clever
最好是能讓我看起來很有想法
How about livin with my ******* hash tag live
要不加上一行'在跟我的小婊砸們一起嗨，#直播中'？

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes靠，發了5分鐘了才10個贊
Do you think I should take it down
我是不是該刪了它？
Let me take another Selfie
讓我再來張自拍
Selfie Selfie
自拍
Let me take another Selfie
讓我再來張自拍

Wait pause Jason just liked my Selfie等等，Jason剛剛點讚了
What a creep
我靠，搞什麼
Is that guy sleeping over there
躺在那邊睡覺那貨是他嗎？
Yeah the one next to the girl with no shoes on
啊，對，就是那個沒穿鞋的妞旁邊的那個男的

Thats so ratchet什麼鬼...
That girl is such a fake model
那個女的一看就整過容
She definitely bought all her instagram followers
她Ins上的讚絕逼都是買來的
Who goes out on mondays
誰沒事會周一出來嗨啊
Ok lets go take some shots
走，再喝幾杯
Oh no ugh I feel like Im gonna throw up
噢，不行，我感覺我快吐了
Oh wait nevermind Im fine
沒事沒事我OK的
Lets go dance
走走走跳舞去吧
Theres no vodka at this table
這桌上沒酒了
Do you know anyone else here
這酒吧你還認識別人嗎？

Oh my god Jason just texted me哦天啊，Jason給我發消息了
Should I go home with him
我該跟他滾床單去嗎？
I guess I took a good Selfie
看來剛剛那個自拍拍的不錯
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自拍
[02:52.34]Let me take a Selfie
[02:52.34]讓我來張自拍
Let me take a Selfie
讓我來張自拍
Let me take a Selfie
讓我來張自拍