Stiff

I wanna be thin
I wanna be small
I wanna be pinned up high and studied on the wall
I wanna be sold
I wanna be fit
I wanna be there
I wanna be hooked
I wanna be base
I wanna be served up lightly dressed and on a plate
I wanna be cut
I wanna be dried
I wanna be there
I wanna be changed
I wanna be rode
I wanna be made to handle very heavy loads
I wanna be his
I wanna be hers
I wanna be there
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I wanna be held
I wanna be schooled
I wanna have every plea for mercy overruled
I wanna be milled
I wanna be rolled
I wanna be there
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I wanna be there
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I wanna be there
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I wanna be there
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