Ugly [1983 Rough Trade UK Single]

Crossed the path, then I followed your face
It was hard to believe, it was hard to trace
I saw you today, seems like I see your everyday
But theres something I figured out bout you.. .
Youre so ugly -- Im tellin you straight
Youre so ugly -- dont make a mistake
Cause you ugly -- you can bet it on the bank
Say, why, why, why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie? Why would I lie?
Youre so ugly -- all the time
Youre so ugly -- you aint no friend of mine
Cause you ugly -- you can bet it on the bank
Say, why, why, why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie? Why would I lie?
When you smile or a frown, Im so tired of you being around
Engaged in some sexual acts, well, Im just gonna have to tell you all the facts
What could that be about, well, heres a clue...
Youre so ugly - - Im tellin you straight
Youre so ugly -- dont make a mistake
Cause you ugly -- Im tellin you that
Say, why, why, why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie? Why would I lie?
Youre so ugly -- all the time
Youre so ugly -- you aint no friend of mine
Cause you ugly -- you can bet it on the bank
Say, why, why, why would I lie to you?
Why would I lie? Why would I lie?
Youre so ugly -- a-la, la, la, la...
Youre so ugly...