Dance of Doom

Dance
舞蹈
Doom
命運
Dance of Doom
命運之舞
Dance
舞蹈
Dance of Doom
命運之舞
Dance of Doom, here we go
這就是命運之舞來準備開始
Put out your arms and shake your head
抬起你的胳膊晃起你的腦袋
Roll back your eyes just like youre dead
像已經死亡一樣轉動眼球
One hand hip, other hand hip
一手扶手肘一手扶臀部
Take two steps and triple front flip
前後走一走來個後空翻
Take off your legs but keep your pants on
放鬆你的腿讓褲子更貼身
Then take off your head and throw it at your mom
放空你的頭腦把智商還給你的媽媽
Now that youre lighter, do a push-up
現在你輕鬆不少來做個俯臥撑如何
And out of your neck hole, quack like a duck
撐著你的腦袋像鴨子一樣嘎嘎叫
Lie on the ground and just stay put
躺在地上就待著別動
And wait til a human steps on you and hurts their foot
直到有人走向你你就跟隨他們的腳步
Here comes the chorus then Ill show you soon
唱詩班來了我會給你表演一下
How to do the rest of the Dance of Doom
告訴你如何應對這支舞
Dance
舞蹈
Doom
命運
Dance of Doom
命運之舞
Dance
舞蹈
Dance of Doom
命運之舞
Now bend your arm then bend it back
現在彎起你的胳膊彎向你自己的方向
Youre doing it wrong if you dont hear it crack
如果你沒有聽到嘎嘣聲那你姿勢就錯了
Right side down, left side down
右下方一點再左下方一點
Just a little lower, now youre underground
再低一點點你就可以埋上黃土
Remove some ribs so you can kick your own face
放棄身體裡幾塊肋骨你就能輕鬆踢到自己的臉
Roll down some stairs, then take a lunch break
滾下樓梯去來一場午休

滴滴噠噠響個不停
Punch punch kick, punch punch kick
時間過得飛快將大家分成不同隊伍
Spin forty times and land in the splits
是時候來場熱狗劍術比賽
Now its time for a corn dog sword fight
如果你覺得不錯說明你大錯特錯
Youre doing it wrong if that feels right
用蛇皮換掉頭皮
Replace your scalp with snakes
或者樂高積木也可以
Or really any piece that LEGO makes
拼建一些石塊
Juggle with some boulders
大家都擠在一起和鬼魂衝浪
While you crowd surf on skeleton soldiers
你來拍拍手
Now clap your hands
然後壓住你的大腦
Then squeeze your pituitary gland
你會快速長大
Youll grow a little bigger pretty quickly
然後來毀掉這場舞蹈
And destroy the dance floor, literally
舞蹈
Dance
命運
Doom
命運之舞
Dance of Doom
舞蹈
Dance
命運之舞
Dance of Doom
忍者化身在你家
Plastic ninjas in your room
他們都翩翩起舞
Theyre all doing the Dance of Doom
忍者化身在你家
Plastic ninjas in your room
他們都翩翩起舞
Theyre all doing the Dance of Doom
忍者化身在你家
Plastic ninjas in your room
他們都翩翩起舞
Theyre all doing the Dance of Doom
忍者化身在你家
Plastic ninjas in your room
他們都翩翩起舞
Theyre all doing the Dance of Doom
命運之舞
Dance of Doom
命運之舞
Dance of Doom
舞蹈
Dance
命運
Doom
命運之舞
Dance of Doom
舞蹈
Dance
命運之舞
Dance of Doom
Oooh, ahhh
命運之舞
Dance of Doom