Perry Mason Theme

You know, its such a shame
That its so hard to find
Good, honest, legal help these days
See, the problem with my brother and me is
Were recidivists, habitual, criminal offenders
No attorney wants to go near us,
I gotta find him a lawyer
I dont know what
Im gonna do
The D.A. was
BurgerThe cop was
TraggAnd Della was the secretary
Drake sat on the desk with
Perry[Incomprehensible]