學不會

作詞：方文山
Rap詞：潘瑋柏
作曲：胡彥斌
編曲：林于賢

我怎麼都學不會別人到底怎麼把美眉捨得刷卡花錢追九十九朵的玫瑰
我怎麼都學不會不是你錯也要先陪罪紅花都有綠葉陪我形單影只像烏龜
到底我哪跟筋不太對告訴他我可以入贅追她的男生就像蒼蠅一堆
每天都圍繞著在飛我拿支蒼蠅拍戒備不敢睡
穿上垮褲要配滑板鞋有款有形裝頹廢
這到底那一掛的世界只要是她喜歡我會努力去學
我怎麼都學不會別人到底怎麼把美眉一哭二鬧三下跪厚著臉皮打死絕不退
我怎麼都學不會體重保密不能問幾歲耐心陪他逛大街腿就算走斷也不累
What?! Don't be insatiable. I see you fatal girl.
Everything I do for you I try to get you girl.
I get you diamond pearls.Take you around the world.
I got myself a credit card to satisfy you heart.
How do I get with this.
Stick your taste from everything that I see in your boby girl .
I just cant seem to learn.
But with love that's right with love I just don't car. Listen up now
她說過流汗有男人味我每天打球到半夜在她的面前我始終矮半截
說實在沒什麼地位因為愛這一切我都無所謂