The Art of Being a Girl

Don't say anything darling, just smile
Say something sweetly
But carry a big gun
Try stylish but ***y
And marry a rich man '
Cause it's the art of being a girl
Spill on me like water
There's no mess, it's not yours '
Cause it's the art of being a girl
Yes it's the art of being a girl
Use teardrops gently
But always get your way '
Cause it's the art of being a girl
Yes it's the art of being a girl
Don't say anything darling, just smile
You won't worry honey, you won't even get a chance to talk
Yeah, right [spoken]
Hi ... ummm ... this is room 207
I need an order of ... um . .. let's see ...
Scrambled eggs ... not ... not runny ... not with the albuben in it ...
Ah .. just .. ah ... albumen ...
I don't ... i guess scrambled eggs hard ...
So ... and then
I want a pot of decafe coffee, and a pot of regular coffee ...
And in the decafe coffee, can you put a shot of decafe espresso in the decafe coffee?
And give me lots of extra half-and-half please
No a shot of ... yeah, a shot of . .. of of of espresso, but decafe espresso in the decafe ...
And I want them both small ... size small ...
Yeah, and regular ... ye ye yeah, regular coffee too ...
Ok thanks, yeah ...