Midlife Crisis

go on and wring my neck
繼續擰斷我的脖子
like when a rag gets wet
比如當抹布被弄濕的時候
a little discipline
一點小教訓
for my pet genius
為了我的寵物天賦
my head is like a lettuce
我的頭就像一棵生菜
go on and dig your thumbs in
繼續把你的拇指挖出來
i cannot stop giving
我無法停止給予
i'm thirty-something
我已經三十了
sense of security
安全感
like pockets jingling
像口袋裡叮噹作響
midlife crisis
中年危機
suck ingenuity
吸取智慧
down through the family tree
通過家譜圖
you're perfect, yes, it's true
你是完美的，沒錯
but without me you're only you
但是如果沒有我，你只是你
your menstruating heart
你月經來潮的心
it ain't bleeding enough for two
沒有足夠的出血
it's a midlife crisis...
這就是中年危機
what an inheritance
什麼是繼承
the salt and the kleenex
鹽和紙巾
morbid self attention
病態的自我關注
bending my pinky back
彎曲的小指背
a little discipline
一點小教訓
a donor by habit
習慣獻血者
a little discipline
一點小教訓
rent an opinion
租一個意見
sense of security
安全感
holding blunt instrument
手持鈍器
i'm a perfectionist
我是完美主義者
and perfect is a skinned knee
完美像是一個皮膝蓋
you're perfect, yes, it's true
你是完美的，沒錯
but without me you're only you
但是如果沒有我，你只是你
your menstruating heart
你月經來潮的心
it ain't bleeding enough for two
沒有足夠的出血
it's a midlife crisis...............
這就是中年危機