The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doin' anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上

電話也懶得接
don't feel like picking up my phone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
so leave a message at the tone
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
把腳翹高高呆望電風扇

開著電視手插褲子裡
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
誰都沒權力管我
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
我就在窩在沙發上裹著懶人毯
nobody's gone tell me I can't
打開MTV看看他們怎麼教我跳街舞

因為在我地盤我說了算
now I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
我說了算
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
我說了算
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
因為我說的算
oooh yes I said
我今天啥事都不想幹
I said it
只想賴在床上
I said it cause I can
電話也懶得接
today I don't feel like doing anything
就在留言箱裡留話吧

因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
I just want to lay in my bed
啥都不干

Wuuuuho wuho hooo
don't feel like picking up my phone
啥都不干
so leave a message at the tone
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
明天起床練成肌肉男
nothing at all
找個小鈕做個小愛
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
她會說“太棒了”
nothing at all
太棒了
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
我可能瞎弄搞出個大學文憑

我打賭老爸一定以我為榮
tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
但抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
have some really nice ***
我說了算
and she's gonna scream out this is great
我說了算
（oh this is great）
因為我說的算
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
我今天啥事都不想幹
I beat my old man will be so proud of me
只想賴在床上
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait
電話也懶得接

就在留言箱裡留話吧
ooooh yes Isaid it
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
I said it
不想整理我的頭髮
I said cause I can
反正我也不去哪裡
today I don't feel like doing anything
no no no no no noooo

我想要光著身子
I just want to lay in my bed
所有事都放鬆吧

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh
don't feel like picking up the phone
我今天啥事都不想幹
so leave a message at the tone
只想賴在床上
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
電話也懶得接
no I ain't gonna comb my hair
就在留言箱裡留話吧
cause I ain' t goin' anywhere
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
no no no no no noooo
啥都不干
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
and let everything hang loose
啥都不干
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
啥都不干

I just want to lay in my bed

don't feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today I swear I 'm not doing anything
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
nothing at all