the lazy song

Chorus
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上只想賴在床上
Don 't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
Verse 1
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
把腳翹高高呆望電風扇
Turn the TV on throw my hands in my pants
開著電視手插褲子裡
Nobody's gone tell me I can't
誰都沒權力管我
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
我就在窩在沙發上穿著懶人毯
Turn to MTV so they can teach me how to dodge
打開MTV看看他們怎麼教我跳街舞
In my castle I 'm the freaking man
因為在我地盤他媽我說了算
Pre-Chorus
Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can
我說了算我說了算因為我說的算
Chorus
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Today I swear I' m not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥都不干
Nothing at all
啥都不干
Verse 2
Tomorrow I wake up do some p90x
明天起床練成肌肉男
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice ***
找個小妞做個小愛
She gonna scream out this is great
她會說“太棒了”
I might mess around n get my college degree
我可能瞎弄搞出個大學文憑
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
我打賭老爸一定以我為榮
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但抱歉啦老爸你慢慢等吧
Pre-Chorus
Oh yes I said it, I said it I said it cause I can
我說了算我說了算因為我說了算
Chorus
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
Bridge
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
不想整理我的亂發
Cause I ain't going no where
反正我也不去哪裡
No no no no....
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
我想要光著身子
And let everything hang loose
所有事都放鬆吧
Yeah, yeah, yeah....
Chorus
Today I don't feel like doing anything
我今天啥事都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
只想賴在床上
Don't feel like picking up my phone
電話也懶得接
So leave a message at the tone
就在留言箱裡留話吧
Today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為今天我發誓啥事都不做
Nothing at all
啥都不干
Nothing at all
啥都不干