my goody two-shoes brother

I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
我對服務人員有許多的不滿
They never bring my luggage up on time
從沒準時把我行李送到
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
計程車司機磨光我的耐性
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
讓他消失難道這是一種罪
I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
我討厭收費員或是水底的焊工
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
養生餐廚師, 攝影小組
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
討厭和尚或瑜珈老師
Or sports fans in the bleachers!
或看台上的球迷
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!! (pigeons start cooing)
還不確定對你有甚麽感受
There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
在這星球上有一堆討厭的人
That I would love to give a lashing to! (pigeons stop cooing)
我非常樂意對他們動手
But my goody two-shoes brother,
我..道貌岸然的弟弟
The favorite of my mother,
媽媽心中的寶貝
Is the one I want to smother
我要用一頓的鴿糞
In a ton of pigeon goo!
活活臭死悶死他
Yes, my goody two-shoes brother,
那道貌岸然的弟弟
The favorite of my mother,
媽媽心中的寶貝
He's the one I want to smother
我要用一頓的鴿糞
Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
謝謝, 再從這句唱起
He's the one I want to smother
我要用一頓的鴿糞
In a ton of pigeon goo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
活活臭-死-悶-死-他~
You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?
如何? 聽見我拖長音了嗎? 很厲害, 哈?