Kill The Director

Ive met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill to have
So, many skills that make her distinctive
But theyre not mine to have, no, theyre not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
No, I dont care about the soaps
No, I dont care about the soaps
Though Im acting like Im in an EastEnders episode
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director, please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Dont talk to girls , theyll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
They work together, they cant figure anything out
So, with the angst of a teenage band
Heres another song about a gender Ill never understand
Heres another song about a gender Ill never understand
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director
If this is a rom-com
Kill the director, please
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget
This is no Bridget Jones
This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones