Howdy Doody in the Woodshed

His hair is red, his eyes are green
Hes like a person that youve never seen
Hell sing and dance, hes been to France
But he doesnt seem to stand a chance
Thats when I saw
Howdy doody in the woodshed
(Goin down on Buffalo Bob)
Howdy doody in the woodshed
(Goin down on Buffalo Bob)
Howdy doody in the woodshed, the woodshed
(Goin down on Buffalo Bob)
A smarter man would never plan
To have so many splinters in his hand
And Clarabelle would never tell
Cause hes afraid that he might go to jail
Well, what became of big bird
I know its gonna sound rather absurd
They found some yellow feathers and some other debris
Just underneath the peanut gallery
Ask Mortimer Snerd ask Charlie McCarthy
Even Oscar, The Grouch, has seen his casting couch
Thats when he caught
A whiff of knucklehead Smiff
And curse his job, he works with Bob
Cause he was swinging from an old corn cob
And thats the thing, Bob pulls the strings
So you know it when you hear me sing
Howdy doody, howdy doody
Howdy doody in the woodshed