Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Mr. Sandman showing his beam
親愛的桑德曼先生拋了個大媚眼
When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
所以當他走進臥室時，他成了國王
Surf out, blank waves, clicking back and forth
海浪的白浪，拍打著沙灘
Like old headlights, sniffing bottled glue again.
就像舊頭燈再次用膠水粘合的味
Head like a steel trap, wish I didn't, I didn't
腦袋就像可怕的陷阱，我想我沒有，我沒有
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't
我沒有，我沒有，我沒有，我沒有，我沒有，我沒有做過
Just want to be a footnote
我只想做你的情人
In someone else's happiness
滿足你的慾望
Does your husband know the way
但是你丈夫知道嗎
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
他知道你的婚戒多耀眼嗎？
Does he know the way,does he know the way
他知道嗎，他知道嗎
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?
他知道蟋蟀暗喻著我對性慾的罷休嗎？
I will never end up like him
我永遠都不會像他那樣自殺
Behind my back, I already am.
但我已經悄悄默認
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know.
為什麼要寫日記，你總是會知道的
The last time you came through
你安然度過最後的時光
Oh darling, I know what you're going through.
噢親愛的，我知道你要去哪
The last time you came through
你安然度過了最後的時光
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling
噢親愛的，親愛的，我的親愛的
Tempest in a teacup
一杯有毒的下午茶
Get unique
那很不錯
Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth
暴躁的公主，火氣起來就像鯊魚的牙齒那麼亮
It's a sign
這是暗語
(it's a sign)
那是個暗語
It's a sign
這是暗語
(it's a sign)
那是個暗語
It's a sign, what if you peaked early?
這是個暗語，或許你早就知道了
And does your husband know the way
但是你的丈夫知道我們的事嗎
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
他知道你的婚戒有多耀眼嗎？
Does he know the way,does he know the way
他知道嗎，他知道嗎
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?
他知道蟋蟀的叫聲暗示著性生活的收場嗎？
Does he, does he know the way to worship our love?
他知道嗎，他知道如何做到像我們這樣漂亮的性愛姿勢嗎？
And does your husband know the way
你的丈夫知道我們的秘密嗎
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
他知道陽光下你的婚戒有多刺眼嗎？
But I will never end up like him.
但我永遠不會像他那樣自殺
Behind my back, I already am.
我已經悄悄默認
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
為什麼要寫日記，你總是會知道的
The last time you came through
你安然度過最後的時光
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
噢親愛的，我知道你要去哪
The last time you came through
你安然度過了最後的時光
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling
噢親愛的，親愛的，我的親愛的
Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know?
你丈夫知道嗎，他知道嗎，他知道嗎知道我們的事嗎？
Does he know? Does he know, Does he know?
他知道嗎，他知道嗎，他知道我們的秘密嗎？
But I will never end up like him.
但我不會像他那樣自殺
Behind my back I already am
我已經悄悄默認
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
為什麼要堅持寫日記，你一定會知道的
Oh, the last time you came through,
噢，你安然度過了最後的時光
Oh darling, I know what you're going through.
噢親愛的，我知道你要去哪
The last time you came through
你終於要走了
Oh, darling I know what you're going through .
噢親愛的，我知道你經歷了什麼