#SELFIE

When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me
When he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that
To make me jealous
Because he was totally texting me
All night last night
And I dont know if its a booty call or not
So like what do you think
Did you think that girl was pretty

How did that girl even get in here
Did you see her
Shes so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears cheetah
Its not even summer
Why does the DJ keep on
Playing summertime sadness
After we go to the bathroom
Can we go smoke a cigarette
I really need one
But first
Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter
I dont know if I should go
With XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be
I want it to be clever
How about livin with my bitches
Hashtag live
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down
Let me take another selfie

Selfie
Selfie
Let me take another selfie

Wait pause Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there
Yeah the one next to the girl
With no shoes on
Thats so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her
Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays
OK lets go take some shots
Oh no I feel like Im gonna throw up
Oh wait never mind Im fine
Lets go dance

Theres no vodka at this table
Do youknow anyone else here
Oh my God Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him
I guess I took a good selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie