I'll Bet He Was Cool [The B Sides]

You know every once in a while
I shoot the breeze I spend my time
I talk about silly things

I like to talk about jesus christ

Cos I wonder what would happen if he passed you by

Would you be scared

Would you believe in him

Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised
Well I bet hed be cool

I bet he be d**n good looking
I bet that he smelt divine
I'm not talking about calvin kleins obsession

Just one of those people smell good all the time

There's no reason why

What would he wear

Would he wear tommy hilfiger
Or prefer urban outfitted

I don 't think so

Well I bet he liked gaultier

But you'd never find him in it
I bet he liked gaultier

Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction

You know every once and a while
I shoot the breeze I spend my time
I talk about silly things

And tonight Id like to talk to you about jesus christ

Cos I wonder how wed deal if he just passed you by

I bet hed be a star

I bet my star wars figures he would be a movie star

A quentin tarantino next-big-thing

Prima donna then hed appear on oprah

You know what I don't think so

Could you imagine him hanging piccadilly circus
Time square the walk of fame
At christies he could easily become a regular

Dyou know what I don't think so

I bet my speeder bike hed turn his backon all of that

Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction
I need your protection spend some time in my direction

I need your protection spend some time in my direction

Some people have just got it
You know like standing next to elvis presley
Well then multiply that feeling by 1 million
And you know what I'm talking about

Well I'll bet he was cool
Man I bet that cat was so d**n good looking