I Predict a Riot

Watching the people get lairy.
Is not very pretty I tell thee.

Walking through town is quite scary.

And not very sensible either.
A friend of a friend he got beaten.
He looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Would never have happened to Smeaton.
And old Leodiensian.
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la.

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la.

I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
I tried to get in my taxi.
A man in a tracksuit attacked me.

He said that he saw it before me.
Wants to get things a bit gory.
Girls run around with no clothes on.
To borrow a pound for a condom.
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen.
They're not very sensible.
La-ah-ah , la la lalala la.
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la.

I predict a riot, I predict a riot.

I predict a riot, I predict a riot.

And if there's anybody left in here.

That doesn't want to be out there.

Watching the people get lairy.
Is not very pretty I tell thee.
Walking through town is quite scary.
And not very sensible.
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la.
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la .

I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
I predict a riot, I predict a riot.

And if there's anybody left in here.
That doesn' t want to be out there.

I predict a riot, I predict a riot.

I predict a riot, I predict a riot.