toothbrush

(chorus)
She love me, she love me, she love me,
She love me too much
She left her, she left her,
She lef her toothbrush
(2x)
Oooooowwwww
What happened here?
Right below my cabinet mirror
There used to be two brushes
Now theres three toothbrushes
I never said I was a mathematician
But from now on she gonna have to ask permission
If she wanna leave **** here, whats this here?
Its a brazier, gotta get this clear
Run up out the bathroom cursing up a storm
Didnt see there was a purse up on my floor
My foot gets caught up in the strap
Splat, I fall flat, on my back
And the purse gets emptied all over the ground
And now its tampons everywhere rollin around
Damn, this gettin out of control
She really needs to slow her roll
CHORUS
I come home and youre on my couch
Go back to ya mamas house
I just wanted to relax and unwind on it
You laid out smokin **** drinkin wine on it
This aint what I wanted
And the lease only got just one name signed on it
And thats mine on it, not yours
Itd be different if you would mop floors
Take out the trash, do somethin
Every day youre the opposite of hustlin
Doing your nails is not a part time job
CHORUS
I aint even know she had a house key
She took it out my pocket and she copied it without me
At that home depot store
Now Im never lonely no more
Shes here, whenever she likes
Every day, every night
And I just need my privacy I doubt that shes
Tryin to spy on me she probably just wanna be
By my tv to watch it free
I love when shes on top of me
But that dont give her no rights to my property
Im glad youre concerned with dental healthcare
But thats the end of the discussion brush em elsewhere
CHORUS (repeated till end of song)
God this girl is driving me bananas
The only solution I can think of is to dance
Woo, ow ow ow
I cant believe she parked in my parking spot man Im going in
This house right now after that half mile walk
And giving her a piece of my mind
(girl)
Oh Im so glad youre home I tivoed *** and the city so we could watch it
As soon as you got here
Dont be mad baby I spilled a bottle of nail polish remover on your laptop
I got an idea for a fun project this weekend lets paint the bathroom walls pink
Oh I didnt tell you my parents are coming tonight, oh, speaking of my parents can we do thanksgiving dinner here?