Jalissa's Back! (SKIT)

Jalissa: This ***** better answer the phone
Keisha: This *****s not answerin' his phone for this *****
Jalissa: You know what time it is
Keisha: Come on, girl
Jalissa: Hold on
Tory: Hello?
Jalissa: Turn it down a little bit. Yo, whats good? Tory
Tory: Nah, Im just playing. Yo , leave it at the beep
Keisha: Gotcha, dumb ass. Oh my God
Jalissa: Yo, it's Jalissa.
I know you let your crusty ass phone ring and go to voicemail.
And Ima just take it as you dont got my number
Saved in that new phone of yours.
You not low, *****. This is not no lil roomie no more.
Everybody know you comin back to the city
So I dont know why you tryna hide from me, Tory
Keisha: Tell him you gon throw him a surprise party
Jalissa: Yeah, a surprise party?
Yeah, were gonna throw you a surprise party
Keisha: Yes!
Jalissa: I'm gonna be there. Keisha's gonna be there
Jalissa: And Keisha's sisters gonna be there too(Its lit)
Keishas sister : Dont tell him I'm gonna be there!
Jalissa: Were gonna make you feel real invited
Keisha: Real life
Jalissa: Welcome back, Tory
Keisha & Keishas sister: Welcome back
Jalissa: Welcome back
Keisha & Keishas sister: Welcome back. Welcome back
Jalissa: This ***** got me ****ed up. **** outta here
Keisha: Haha. Head ass