Bust A Move

Bust it
This heres a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down, cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay , smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could *** her
But youre standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function , high class luncheon
Food theyre serving, youre stone-cold munchin
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much, you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin
Sits down next to you and starts talkin
Says she wants to dance, cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
Just bust a move
Youre on a mission and youre wishin
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls, just ugly faces
Some frustration, first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So dont hang yourself with a celibate rope
Your movies showin, so youre goin
Could care less about the five youre blowin
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row
Shes dressed in yellow, she says, 'Hello
Come sit next to me you fine fellow'
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next, hey, bust a move
If you want it, yougot it
If you want it, baby, you got it
(Just bust a move)
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
In this city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says, 'No way'
Girls are fakin goodness sakin
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no women and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Lookin for a man makes them opportunistic
Theyre lyin on a beach perpetrating a tan
So that a brother with the money can be their man
So on the beach youre strollin, real high rollin
Everythin you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So dont just stand there, bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it , baby, you got it
(Just bust a move)
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
(Bring it down for me, fellas )
Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now hes gonna marry
Hes hopin you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony youll be the best man
You say neat-o, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And theres one more girl you wont be gettin
So you start thinkin then you start blinkin
A bridesmaid looks and thinks that youre winkin
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin really firm, cause the girl is stacked
Receptions jumpin, bass is pumpin
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do, G, bust a move
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
(Just bust a move)
If you want it, you got it
If you want it, baby, you got it
(Move it, boy)