the lazy song

The Lazy Song
哥今兒真懶得動彈
Bruno Mars -
哥今兒只想倒床上歇著

甭打電話

留個言就得了
Today I dont feel like doin anything
嗯吶，哥說好了今兒歇著
I just want to lay in my bed
哥把腿一翹就盯著電扇愣神兒
dont feel like picking up my phone
開開電視，手伸褲襠裡
so leave a message at the tone
誰tm也說不行
cause today I swear Im not doin anything
倒沙發上，老舒坦了

看mtv台，學學怎麼得瑟才帥
Im gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
因為哥的地盤哥是大爺
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
歐歐歐，哥就這麼說了
nobody will tell me I cant
就這麼說了
Ill be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
能這麼幹才敢放這話
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
哥今兒還真就懶得動彈
because in the castle Im the freckin man
認死了只想倒床上歇著

千萬別來電話
oooh yes I said it
留個言就齊活了
I said it
因為哥都把話放出去了--今兒歇著
I said it cause I can
啥玩兒都不干
today I dont feel like doing anything
啥也不幹
I just want to lay in my bed
明兒哥一起床就做點第五套人民廣播體操，在找個浪妞兒
dont feel like picking up my phone
做點賊帶勁的愛
so leave a message at the tone
她會大聲讚揚哥的強大
cause I swear Im not doing anything
浪妞：丫太牛逼了！
nothing at all
哥沒準兒一晃神去整個大學文憑啥的
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
俺爹肯定得樂掉倆大牙
nothing at all
但爹啊，可能這倆牙還得再用兩年...
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
歐歐歐~哥就這麼說了

就說了
tomorrow Ill wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
沒把握的話哥不說
have some really nice ***
今兒哥真一點不想動
and shes gonna scream out this is great
就想躺哥內暖暖活活舒舒服服的床上歇著
(oh this is great)
積德就別來電話
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
留個言就夠了
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
哥都向燈發誓沒活動了
but sorry pops youll just have to wait
毛兒也不捯飭

因為不出門...
ooooh yes I said it
不不不不不不出，就宅家裡
I said it
哥決定光著腚在家瞎得瑟
I said it cause I can
把所有玩意兒都放鬆放鬆
today I dont feel like doing anything
歐~哥今兒啥也不想幹
I just want to lay in my bed
就想倒床上
dont feel like picking up the phone
不想接電話
so leave a message at the tone
所以，留言
cause I swear Im not doing anything
大老爺們說了就是！
no I aint gonna comb my hair
啥玩兒都不干
cause I aint goin anywhere
啥都不干
no no no no no noooo
嗯吶咋地
Ill just strut in my birthday suit
and let everything hang loose
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahh

oh Today I dont feel like doin anything
I just want to lay in my bed
dont feel like picking up my phone
so leave a message at the tone
cause today I swear Im not doing anything

nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
nothing at all