Selfie

When Jason was at the table
剛剛傑森坐在那個桌子旁邊的時候
I kept on seeing him look at me
我看見他和其他女生在一起說話
When he was with that other girl
卻一直喜歡盯著我
Do you think he was just doing that
你覺得他這樣做
To make me jealous
是為了讓我吃醋嗎
Because he was totally texting me
因為他一直給我發信息
All night last night
昨天一整夜都是
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
我不知道他是想約我還是怎樣
So like what do you think
所以你覺得呢
Did you think that girl was pretty
你覺得那個女生漂亮嗎
How did that girl even get in here
我都不知道她怎麼混進來的
Did you see her
你看到她了嗎
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
她怎麼那麼矮裙子也那麼俗氣
Who wears cheetah
現在誰還穿豹紋呀
It's not even summer
又不是夏天了
Why does the DJ keep on
為什麼DJ總是循環
Playing summertime sadness
播放“summertime sadness”這首歌呢
After we go to the bathroom
等下我們去洗手間的時候
Can we go smoke a cigarette
我們抽支菸吧
I really need one
我真的很需要抽一支
But first
但是等一下
Let me take a selfie
讓我先來張自拍
Let me take a selfie
讓我先來張自拍
Can you guys help me pick a filter
姐妹幫我挑個濾鏡唄
I don't know if I should go
我實在不知道是該用哪個軟件修圖
With XX Pro or Valencia
是用“XX Pro”呢還是“Valencia”呢
I wanna look tan
順便再讓我美黑一下
What should my caption be
我應該用什麼配文呢
I want it to be clever
我希望它看起來比較聰明新穎些
How about livin' with my B*****s
不如就“和我的閨蜜一起嗨皮
Hashtag live
直播中” 怎麼樣
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
我的天我都發布五分鐘了怎麼才十個贊呀
Do you think I should take it down
你覺得我要不要刪了這條朋友圈
Let me take another selfie
我再自拍一張吧
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自拍
Let me take another selfie
讓我再來張自拍
Wait pause Jason just liked my selfie
不是等一下傑森剛剛給我點讚了
What a creep
什麼鬼
Is that guy sleeping over there
躺在那邊睡覺的人不會就是他吧
Yeah the one next to the girl
對就是跟那個女人睡得很香的那個
With no shoes on
還不穿鞋子
That's so ratchet
這是什麼呀
That girl is such a fake model
那個女人一看就知道是整容臉
She definitely bought all her
她的讚肯定都是花錢買的
Instagram followers
就她那個INS粉絲數
Who goes out on Mondays
現在誰還週一出來玩呀
OK let's go take some shots
好吧我們再去喝幾杯唄
Oh no I feel like I'm gonna throw up
噢不不不我感覺我好像要吐了
Oh wait never mind I'm fine
好咯沒事我又可以了
Let's go dance
走我們去跳舞
There's no vodka at this table
這個桌子上怎麼沒酒了
Do you know anyone else here
你在這還認識其他人嘛
Oh my God Jason just texted me
我的天傑森又給我發短信了
Should I go home with him
我要不要跟他回家呢
I guess I took a good selfie
我覺得我剛剛那張自拍不錯
Selfie
自拍
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自拍
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自拍
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自拍
Let me take a selfie
讓我再來張自拍
Let me take a selfie
我真好看再來一張