Jackie

如果有一天我要成為
And if one day I should become
一個西式狂歡作樂的歌手
A singer with a Spanish bum
專門為有著偉大美德的婦女歌唱
Who sings for women of great virtue
我會彈著從咖啡館借的吉他

為她們唱歌
I'd sing to them with a guitar
好吧你不知道的事也不會傷害到你
I borrowed from a coffee bar
我的名字是安東尼奧
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
所有和我有關係的東西我都會燒掉
My name would be Antonio
當我給她們一些她們想知道的東西時
And all my bridges I would burn
我也期待著一些回報
And when I gave them some they'd know
我會每晚喝得酩酊大醉
I'd expect something in return
我會和一些老奶奶一起
I'd have to get drunk every night
談論著男子氣概
And talk about virility
這可能打扮的像聖誕樹
With some old grandmother
雖然我看到粉紅色的大象
That might be decked out like a christmas tree
雖然我喝醉了

但是我依然可以為自己唱歌
And though pink elephants I'd see
這時候他們叫我傑克
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
如果我只有一小時
Still I would sing my song to me
如果我能每天一小時
About the time they called me 'Jacky'
如果我可以只是一小時
If I could be for only an hour
以愚蠢的方式可愛
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
如果我參加社交活動
Cute in a stupid ass way
成為年輕女孩的皮條客
.
然後我會有我自己的妓院
And if I joined the social whirl
我的絕對會成為大佬
Became procurer of young girls
然後我會成噸的賣
Then i would have my own bordellos
所有其他人唱的唱片

我的名字將變成帥氣的傑克
My record would be number one
我會一船一船的賣鴉片
And I'd sell records by the ton
和來自倫敦的威士忌
All sung by many other fellows
真正的同性戀

和假處女
My name would then be handsome Jack
如果我每個地盤上都有銀行
And I'd sell boats of opium
每個國家都有我的地盤
Whisky that came from Twickenham
每個國家都將由我統治
Authentic queers
我仍然知道我想要的是
And phony virgins
關在自己的鴉片窩裡

周圍有著一些中國人
If I had banks on every finger
我會為他們唱歌
A finger in every country
這時候他們會叫我傑克
And every country ruled by me
如果我只有一小時
I'd still know where I'd want to be
如果我能每天一小時
Locked up inside my opium den
如果我可以只是一小時
Surrounded by some china men
以愚蠢的方式可愛
I'd sing the song that I sang then
現在告訴我這難道不妙嗎
About the time they called me ' Jacky'
如果有一天在天堂
If I could be for only an hour
我會在那里為所有的女士們歌唱
If I could be for an hour every day
她們會和我一起唱
If I could be for just one little hour
我們會很高興
Cute in a stupid ass way
因為下面不能這樣

我的名字會變成Junipher
Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice
然後我就知道我要去哪裡
That if one day in paradise
然後我會變得無所不知
I'd sing for all the ladies up there
我的鬍子很長下垂著
And they would sing along with me
如果我成了聾子、啞巴、瞎子
And we be so happy there to be
那是因為我同情所有人類
Cos' down below is really nowhere
傷自己心做正確事
My name would then be Junipher
我知道每一個夜晚
Then I would know where I was going
當我在天國的生意接通
And then I would become all knowing
天使和魔鬼都會
My beard so very long and flowing
唱兒時的歌給我聽
If I became deaf, dumb and blind
這時候他們會叫我傑克
Because I pitied all mankind
如果我只有一小時
And broke my heart to make things right
如果我能每天一小時
I know that every single night
如果我可以只是一小時

我會用愚蠢的方式可愛
When my angelic work was through
The angels and the Devil too
Would sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me 'Jacky'
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