the spicy MC haggis jig

I'll tell you a story,
我給你講個故事
believe me it's true
相信我這是真的
A tale you'd best hope
一個你最希望聽到的故事
never happens to you
從來沒有發生在你身上
old spicy mcHaggis
老練的spicy mcHaggis
How he met his fate
他是怎麼遇到他的命運的
you I can save,but
我可以救你，但是
for him it's too late!
對他來說已經太遲了！

Spicy很魁梧
Spicy was big,
強壯結實
burly and strong
他的煙斗很大
his pipes were gigantic
他的性愛也是如此
And so was his s*****g
從一個城市到另一個城市
from city to city
到處跑
running around
總是在找小妞
always looking for chicks
超過400磅！
over four hundred pounds!
一天晚上在酒吧

一個女孩引起了他的注意
One night at the pub
跟房子一樣大（指體型）
a girl caught his eye
尺寸剛剛好（指身材）
big as a house
那個女人很壯
Just the right size
他單刀直入
the broad was enormous
辣妹很快注意到他的蘇格蘭短裙鼓起來了
Stacked to the hilt
吹笛人說出了他最好的搭訕台詞
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
他心裡想著
The piper delivered his best pick-up line
”這隻野獸是我的”
thought to himself
這位肥胖的年輕女士再也忍受不了了
'This beast is all mine'
抓住他的下面，沖向門口
the portly young lady could stand for no more
他們去了她家
Grabbed his cojones and went for the door
把所有的燈都調暗了

Spicy 的那晚真是糟透了
They got to her house
他說他愛她,
and dimmed all the lights
他永遠是真實的”
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
但是
he said that he loved her,
Mchaggis先生
He'd always be true '
我才剛認識你! ! ”
But
現在他看到了兩個（指重影）
Mr. Mchaggis,
透過他醉醺醺的眼睛
I've only just met you!!'
他們都沒有長相，也沒有合適的尺寸

他醒悟過來了
By now he saw double
他心裡想著
through his drunken eyes
”在夜晚的這個時候，我什麼也找不到”
Neither had looks orappropriate size
他脫掉了襯衫
he came to his sense
她掀起裙子,
Thought to himself
他們把他的部隊撤走了
'At this time of night I won't find nothing else'
然後開始玩
he took off his shirt
她問他要一隻手套
She lifted her skirt,
他推了她一把
they pulled out his unit
到今天為止已經有了九個月大的孩子
and stared to play
Spicy!
she asked for a glove
Spicy!
He gave her a shove
Spicy!
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day
Spicy!

Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!

Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!
Spicy!
一天晚上在酒吧
Spicy!
一個女孩引起了他的注意
Spicy!
跟房子一樣大（指體型）
Spicy!
尺寸剛剛好（指身材）
Spicy!
那個女人很壯
Spicy!
他單刀直入

辣妹很快注意到他的蘇格蘭短裙鼓起來了
One night at the pub
吹笛人說出了他最好的搭訕台詞
a girl caught his eye
他心裡想著
big as a house
”這隻野獸是我的”
Just the right size
這位肥胖的年輕女士再也忍受不了了
the broad was enormous
抓住他的下面，沖向門口
Stacked to the hilt
一天三包
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
他會一直抽到死
The piper delivered his best pick-up line
Spicy McHaggis
thought to himself
一個了不起的傢伙！
'This beast is all mine'
我不知道你們在說什麼... 誰喝了我所有的啤酒! ？
the portly young lady could stand for no more
Grabbed his cojones and went for the door

Three packs a day
he'll smoke 'til he dies
Spicy McHaggis
one hell of a guy!

I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?