Getting Married Today

Bless this day
為今天祈福
Pinnacle of life
今天是人生的巔峰
Husband joined to wife
丈夫妻子終於在一起
The heart leaps up to behold
我的心為之雀躍
This golden day
這個美好的日子啊
Emma, I cant find my shoes
艾瑪我找不到我的鞋子了!!!
Today is for Emma
今天是艾瑪的大喜之日
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
艾瑪讓我用我的餘生
To cherish and to keep you
來愛護你讓你一直在我身邊
To honor you forever
永遠尊重你
Today is for Emma
今天是艾瑪的大喜之日
My happily soon-to-be wife
艾瑪即將成為我的妻子她一定很高興
Emma, were really getting married!
艾瑪!我們真的要結婚了!
Pardon me
原諒我吧
Is everybody there?
所有都在這裡嗎?
Because if everybodys there
如果都在的話
I want to thank you all for coming to the wedding
我想感謝你們來參加婚禮
Id appreciate your going even more
我很感激如果你們離開
I mean you must have lots of better things to do
我的意思是你們一定有很多更好的事去做
And not a word of this to Will
不過一個字都不要和威爾說
Remember Will, you know, the man Im gonna marry
記得威爾吧?我的未婚夫
But Im not
但我不會嫁給他
Because I wouldnt ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
因為我不想去摧毀像他那樣完美的人
But I thank you all
但是還是感謝你們
For the gifts and the flowers
謝謝你們送來花和禮物
Thank you all
謝謝你們
Now its back to the showers
現在該回去洗澡了
Dont tell Will
不過別告訴威爾
But Im not getting married today
因為今天我不會結婚
Bless this day
為今天祈福
Tragedy of life
今天是人生的悲劇
Husband yoked to wife
丈夫妻子終於在一起
The heart sinks down and feels dead
我的心感覺被淹沒不再跳動
This dreadful da
這個可怕的日子y
Emma, I cant find my good cuff-links
艾瑪我找不到我的袖扣了
Theyre on the dresser
你的袖扣在梳妝台上
Right next to my suicide note
就在我的遺書旁邊
Listen, everybody, look
所有人都聽著
I dont know what youre waiting for
我不知道你們在等什麼
A wedding, whats a wedding
婚禮嗎?婚禮是什麼?
Its a prehistoric ritual
婚禮只不過是一個老掉牙的儀式罷了
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
人們在婚禮上發誓說自己會永遠保持忠誠
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
而那也是我聽過最驚悚的話
Which is followed by a honeymoon
之後又是度蜜月
Where suddenly hell realize
他會在那裡意識到
Hes settled with a nut
他會算清一些難纏的問題
And wanna kill me, which he should
然後他會想要殺掉我他也會這麼做
So, thanks a bunch
所以真的謝謝你們了
But Im not getting married
但我真的不結婚
Go have lunch
去吃午餐吧
Cause Im not getting married
今天我不會結婚
Youve been grand
你們很重要
But Im not getting married
但我不結婚
Dont just stand there
別就在那裡傻站著啊
Im not getting married
我不結婚
And dont tell Will
別告訴威爾
But Im not getting married today
今天我不會結婚
Go, cant you go?
走吧你不能走開嗎?
Why is nobody listening?
你們都不聽我的嗎?
Goodbye
再見了
Go and cry
在別人醒著的時候
At another persons wake
走吧哭吧
If youre quick
如果你
For a kick
對踢反應很快
You could pick
你就能
Up a Christening
有個洗禮儀式
But please
但是拜託
On my knees
我的膝蓋上
Theres a human life at stake!
有個人要死了
Listen everybody
所有人都聽著
Im afraid you didnt hear
我怕你們聽不見
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you
否則難道你想看見一個瘋女人摔在你面前
It isnt only Will, who may be ruining his life
不只有威爾來管理他的人生
You know well both of us be losing our identities
我們都會失去我們的身份
I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday
我問了我的心理醫生他說不要在周一見他
But by Monday Ill be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
但在周一前我就會和一些垃圾一起漂浮在哈德森河
Im not well
我現在感覺不太好
So Im not getting married
我不要結婚
Youve been swell
你們很漂亮
But Im not getting married
但我不要結婚
Clear the hall
把走廊清理乾淨
Cause Im not getting married
因為我不想結婚
Thank you all
謝謝你們
But Im not getting married
但我不想結婚
And dont tell Will
也不要告訴威爾
But Im not getting married today
我不要結婚
Bless this bride
祝福這個新娘
Totally insane
她完全瘋了
Slipping down the drain
失足滑進下水道
And bless this day in our hearts
讓我們用心為今天祈福
As it starts to rain
當雨點落下
Today is for Emma
今天是艾瑪的大喜之日
Go, cant you go?
走吧你不能走開嗎?
Look, you know(Emma)
聽著你知道的(艾瑪)
I adore you all(I give you)
我很喜歡你們(讓我用)
But why(The rest of)
但是為什麼(我的)
Watch me die(My life)
就這樣看著我死掉(餘生)
Like Eliza on the ice ?(To cherish)就像踩在冰上的伊萊扎(來愛護你)
(來愛護你)
Look, perhaps(And to keep you)
聽著(讓你一直在我身邊)
Ill collapse
我可能會失敗
In the apse
在教堂後殿
Right before you all
在你們面前
So take(To honor you )
所以(永遠)
Back the cake(Forever)
把蛋糕帶回去吧(尊重你)
Burn the shoes and boil the rice(Today is for Emma)
燒掉鞋子沸騰米飯(今天是艾瑪的大喜之日)
Look, I didnt wanna have to tell you(My happily)
聽著我不想告訴你(艾瑪)
But I may be coming down with Hepatitis(Soon-to-be)
我可能會被肝炎帶走(馬上就要嫁給我了)
And I think Im gonna faint(Wife)
我覺得我要昏過去了(她一定很高興)
So if you wanna see me faint
如果你想看見我昏過去
Ill do it happily(My adorable)
我會很高興地昏過去(我可愛的)
But wouldnt it be funnier to go and watch a funeral(Wife)
但參加葬禮豈不是更可笑(妻子)
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
謝謝你們送來的二十七個餐盤
Thirty-seven butter knives
三十七把黃油刀
Forty-seven paperweights
四十七塊鎮紙
Fifty-seven candle holders
五十七個燭台
One more thing
還有一件事
I am not getting married!
我不要結婚
Amen!
阿門
Softly said
溫柔地說
But Im not getting married!
我不要結婚
Amen!
阿門
With this ring
用這枚戒指
Still Im not getting married!
我還是不要結婚
Amen!
阿門
I thee wed
我們結婚
See, Im not getting married!
懂了嗎我不要結婚
Amen!
阿門
Let us pray
我們祈禱吧
That we are getting married(That Im not getting married)
祈禱我們結婚(祈禱我們千萬不要結婚)
Today!
就在今天