Blunt the Knives

Bilbo:Can,can you not do that, youll blunt them!
比爾博：拜託，不要那樣！會把它們弄鈍的！
Bofur:Did you hear that, lads? He said we would blunt the knives
波佛：你們聽到了嗎？兄弟？他說刀子會被我們弄鈍！
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
磨鈍刀子折彎叉子！
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
打爛瓶子燒掉塞子！
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
弄碎杯子打碎盤子！
Thats what Bilbo Baggins hates-
這就是比爾博·巴金斯最恨的樣子──
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
割碎桌布亂丟奶油！
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
臥室地毯上留骨頭！
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
還把牛奶倒在地板！
Splash the wine on every door!
更把酒潑上每個門板
Dump the crocks in a boiling bawl;
這些全都丟進煮湯大鍋裡
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
用根棍子猛力地敲打出氣
And when youve finished, if any are whole,
弄完如果還有完整的容器
Send them down the hall to roll !
就把它們滾到客廳裡！
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Thats what Bilbo Baggins hates!
比爾博·巴金斯最恨這樣子！