Can’t Say I Ain’t Country

I wake up and get me a gas-station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew
I end every day bout the same way
Clock out and go fish just to crack a few
Chicken in a bread pan picking out dough
Served cold with some 10-pound tail
It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks
But Lord knows I couldnt care less
You can say Im a redneck
You can say you dont like my truck
You can say that I talk and I dress all funny
But you, you cant say I aint country
You can say I drink too many longnecks
And my edges are a little too rough
You can call me a sinner cause I cuss on Sunday
But you, you cant say I aint country
A pond water pool, spinner on a spool
A styrofoam full of tobacco spit
I got a small town crew, we make our own rules
I do what I do cause my daddy did
And you can say Im a redneck
You can say you dont like my truck
You can say that I talk and I dress all funny
But you, you cant say I aint country
You can say I drink too many longnecks
That my edges are a little too rough
You can call me a sinner cause I cuss on Sunday
But you, you cant say I aint country
You can say that the worlds flat
You can say we never made it to the moon
You can say we all come from a bunch of monkeys
But you, you cant say I aint country, no
You can say Im a redneck
You can say you dont like my truck
You can say that I talk and I dress all funny
But you, you cant say I aint country
You can say I drink too many longnecks
That my edges are a little too rough
You can call me a sinner cause I cuss on Sunday
But you, you cant say I aint country
You can say what Im smokin on is kinda funky
But you, you cant say I aint
You cant say I aint country
No you cant
Oh no, you cant say I aint country
Thats right