post post-modern man

If i had a hammer
Id wake up my neighbors
Pounding out a rhythm
All about you
If i had a pencil
Id push me some paper
Id build a skyscraper
To get close to you
If i had a lasso
Id sail out the window
And land on an island
Next to you
If i had a hot rod
Id fasten up my seatbelt
And break the speed limit
Gettin to you
But i aint got a hammer
And i aint got a pencil
And i aint got a lasso
So im doing it the hard way
Like a post post-modern man
If i had a credit card
Id clear me a pathway
Through the deepest jungle
Right to your door
If i had a camera
Id snap away my fingers
And collect up the pictures
Of you of course
But i aint got a hot rod
And i aint got a credit card
No chance for a camera
So im doing it the hard way
Like a post post-modern man
Well i aint got a hammer
And i aint got a lasso
No chance for a camera
So im doing it the hard way