Brianstorm

Brian, top marks for not trying
布萊恩，你真是個不勞而獲的行家
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
你願意用你的毫不費力賜福於我們，真是太善良了
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
我們非常感激，感覺得到了莫名的安慰
And I wonder, are you putting us under?
我在想你是不是給我們施了麻醉劑？
'Cause we can't take our eyes
因為我們的眼神
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
完全沒法從你的T卹領帶組合套裝上移開
Well, see you later, innovator
待會兒見吧，大發明家！
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
有些人想要吻你，有些人卻想要踹你一腳
There's not a net that you couldn't slip through
世界上就沒有你鑽不了的空子
Or at least that's the impression I get 'cause you're smooth and you're wet
至少這是我的印象，因為你一向圓滑
And she's not aware yet, but she's yours
她都沒有意識到這一點就成為了你的囊中之物
She'll be saying, 'Use me, show me the jacuzzi'
她會對你說，“要了我吧，帶我去看看你的按摩浴缸”
I imagine that it's there on a plate, your whole rendezvous rate
我猜女孩們對你來說唾手可得，你的約會頻率
Means that you'll never be frightened
意味著你從不介意
To make 'em wait for a while
讓她們等上一會兒
I doubt it's your style
我想這就是你的風格
Not to get what you set out to acquire
從不去真正爭取你將要獲得的東西
The eyes are on fire
眼中燃燒著火焰
You are the unforecasted storm
你就是那不可預測的風暴
(Brian) Calm, collected and commanding
（布萊恩）冷靜，鎮定，頤指氣使
(Top marks for not trying) You leave the other story standing
（你真是個不勞而獲的行家）你讓其他故事都黯然失色
With your renditions and jokes, bet there's hundreds of blokes
你的表演和笑話會讓無數男人哭泣
That have wept 'cause you've stolen their thunder
因為你搶走了他們的風頭
Are you putting us under?
你是不是給我們施了麻醉劑？
'Cause we can't take our eyes
因為我們的眼神
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
完全沒法從你的T卹領帶組合套裝上移開
Well, see you later, innovator
待會兒見吧，大發明家！