Only When I'm Drunk (Explicit)

i get drunk and i stumble to the phone.
and conjure up a ****** to bone
when im alone.
****** up, tore back.
i need to take a piss.
only when im drunk,
i sing a song like this.
my grandma and your grandma...
...sittin by the fire.
hold on, turn that beat off.
na, keep it going.
crazy town, yo yall just not knowin.
i get drunk and start talking more ******t.
and when i got a gun in my hand,
you better get...
...out cause my brain
just aint what it used to be.
forget trying to rationalize,
cover your eyes.
i get...(uh!)...damn im drunk
i need a chunk. no better yet.
a hunk of that funk.
i get.. .(uh!)...damn im drunk
i need a chunk. no better yet.
a hunk of that funk.
yeah, im good, bad, ****.
im freaky fresh.
i make hip-hop fans say 'yes, yes'.
crazys comin thru.
you know were gonna blow up.
hold up. wait.
i think im gonna throw up.
na, false alarm.
im getting all the ladies with my cool charm.
when i get drunk,
i might even call my daddy a punk.
yeah , but only when im drunk.
CHORUS:
yeah, only when im drunk.
only when im drunk.
yeah, only when im drunk.
it happens only when im drunk.
it goes, one for the chronic.
two for the amnesia.
im that crazy white boy
with the drinks in the freezer.
bust a one out, two out.
blitz type of rapper
that will get out of your seat
quicker than a car jocker.
sippincolt forty fever
when im coolin with my people.
got hos in east columbus.
like im Billy D. Rico.
cause i move like im smooth.
like im harry belafonte.
lookin for them suckers
that jumped my homey. Le Le.
all up in this ******
with the gin and tonqueray.
drink like Mr. Wendal.
smoke bud like Dr. Dre.
but thats cause im old enough
to do that type of ******t.
god damn. i gotta piss.
i pass the mic to Mr. ******ft.
i get drunk and cant nobody
whoop me.
im trippin
it must be that brew that that i was sippin
kickin in .
guess i shouldnt have mixed it with the gin.
cause when im laying on my back,
i can feel the room spin.
one too many, i rekon.
feelin i got to hurl any second.
want to get up but cant move.
feels like im stuck in a groove.
what the ****** was i trying to prove.
i got a knack for downin four-os.
all the hos know them doobie bros.
people call me ******ft
i keep a fifth in my trunk.
i might ** **** an ugly ******,
but only when im drunk.
CHORUS
yeah, one two, one two.
only when im drunk.