Well Done

Well done
Why dont you get a job?
Even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berrys got a job
So, why dont you get a job?
Well done
Why dont you win a medal?
Even Tarquin wins a medal
Mary Berry got a medal
So, why dont you win a medal?
Well done
Id rather cut my nose off
To spite my face
Why dont you get a degree?
Even Tarquin has a degree
Mary Berrys got a degree
So, why dont you get a degree
Well done
Why dont you like reggae?
Even Tarquin likes reggae
Mary Berry loves reggae
So, why dont you like reggae?
Well done
Why dont you watch football?
Even Tarquin likes football
Trevor Nelson loves football
So, why dont you like football?
Well done
Id rather cut my nose off
to spite my face