Straight to DVD

If they made a movie bout you and me
It would go straight to DVD
Though the music's good,
but the acting's not
There ain't no dialogue
and there ain't no plot
If they made a film about me and you
It would never get a good review
You act so smooth in the steamy scenes
But there ain't no fire
you don't know what it means
The movie of you and me
would go straight to DVD
The story of you and me
would go straight to DVD
Would it be a movie bout love or war
We don't even know what we're fighting for
It was sometimes good and sometimes great
But mostly now it's like a boring date
The movie of you and me
would go straight to DVD
The story of you and me
would go straight to DVD
Now there are no surprises
the temperature rarely rises
Maybe we're just pretending
there'll be a happy ending
If they made a movie bout you and me
It would go straight to DVD
Though the music's good
but the acting's not
There ain't no dialogue
and there ain't no plot
The movie of you and me
would go straight to DVD
The story of you and me
would go straight to DVD
The movie of you and me
would go straight to DVD
From the single 'If You Were A Sailboat'