Pretty Pimpin

I woke up this morning
今天早晨我醒来
Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror
一下没认出镜子前的人
Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me”
突然我大笑着说：哦我真笨，这不就是我嘛
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth
然后我继续刷着这个”陌生人“的牙
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
其实是我的牙，我只是矢重了
Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
摇摇晃晃就像落在窗户上的树叶
I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
我无法告诉你那到底意味着什么
But it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday
只是一个周一，不，周二
No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
不，周三，周四，周五
Then Saturday came around and I said
然后周六也来了 我说
"Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?"
“水槽前的小丑是谁啊？”

他想要的生活就像
All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like
“我想要的就是乐子，活出自我像个二货
"All I want is to just have fun, live my life like a son of a gun
我可以和理想相差甚远，但本质不变“
I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say"
然后我又在一个早晨醒来

一下没认出镜子前的人
Then I woke up one morning
突然我大笑着说：哦我真笨，这不就是我嘛
Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror
然后我继续换了那个陌生人的发型
Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me”
那可不是我的风格
Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger’s hair
我无法告诉你那到底意味着什么
Never was my style
因为那是一个周一，不，周二
But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
不，周三，周四，周五
Cause it was a Monday, no a, Tuesday
然后周六也来了 我说“水槽前的小丑是谁啊？”
No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
他摆弄着我的衣服
Then Saturday came around and I said “Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?”
我要说，挺时髦啊
But he was sporting all my clothes
他曾经最想成为一个男人
I gotta say, pretty pimpin'
但他总是太小太嫩以至于不被人认可他其实很疯狂

他站在你面前时其实内心早已飞到九霄云外
All he ever wanted was to be a man
今天早晨他醒来
But he was always a little too cute to be admitted under "marbles lost"
一下没认出镜子前的人
He was always a thousand miles away while still standing in front of your face
突然我大笑着说：哦我真笨，这不就是我嘛

然后我继续刷着这个”陌生人“的牙
Then he woke up this morning
其实是我的牙，我只是矢重了
Didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
摇摇晃晃就像落在窗户上的树叶
Then laughed and said, “Oh silly me, that’s just me”
我无法告诉你那到底意味着什么
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth
因为那是一个周一，不，周二
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
不，周三，周四，周五
Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
然后周六也来了 我说“水槽前的小丑是谁啊？”
And I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
他摆弄着我的衣服
Cause it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday
我真想说，还挺入时的
No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
我今早起来，一下没认出镜子里的人
Then Saturday came around and I said, “Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?”
我今早起来，一下没认出镜子里的人
But he was sporting all my clothes
我今早起来，一下没认出镜子里的人
I gotta say, pretty pimpin'
我今早起来，一下没认出镜子里的人

我今早起来，一下没认出镜子里的人
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror