Old *******

Everything was in there
所有都在那里了
That you＇d want to see
你想看的东西
Corned beef and onions
水煮咸牛肉和洋葱
And true love
还有真爱
Turnips and tinned tomatoes
大头菜和番茄罐头
Parsnips and a few potatoes
欧洲萝卜加上一些马铃薯
A couple extra blessings
还有它们带来的
From above
额外的祝福
Now this here mingle-mangle
这里这些大杂烩
Was my best one yet
是我最好的一道菜
A big old bad goulash
一大盆煮得烂熟的菜炖牛肉
Worth waiting for
当然值得等待
And I＇m just about to dip my can
当我正要舀一口
Taste some brotherhood of man
尝点兄弟情谊
When I get a feeling
却突然感觉到
That there＇s a flaw
有点不对
Who put old *******
谁把老藜草
In the mulligan
放进了炖肉里
Was it you
是你干的吗
Who put old *******
到底是谁把老藜草
In the mulligan stew
放进了炖肉里
I close my eyes
我合上双眼
For just a minute
就一分钟
What do you do
现在怎么办才好
Who put old *******
到底是谁把老藜草
In the mulligan stew
放进了炖肉里

你找不到自我修养
You won＇t find self-improvement
或者任何人生信条

在厨房门边立着的
Or philosophy
垃圾桶里
In a dumpster sitting by
那里有许多韭菜和煎馅饼（有寓意是忍受错误和屈辱但是和ham or rye对不上翻译君无能）
The kitchen door
没有太多的夹心面包
There＇s plenty leek and humble pie
有时候我在想
Ain＇t too much ham on rye
自己的到底在找什么
Sometimes I wonder
不过一大勺的宽恕
What I＇m looking for
却是大有帮助
But a spoonful of forgiveness
我们都应该努力
Goes a long, long way
好好相处
And we all should do our best
加一点善意的馅
To get along
到你充满爱意的饺子里
Add a pinch of kindness crumbling
黄秋葵可以拿来调味
To your loving dumpling
如果又有什么不对劲的话
Okra for thickening
但是到底是谁把老藜草
When something＇s wrong
放进了炖肉里
But who put old *******
是你干的吗
In the mulligan
是谁把老藜草
Was it you
放进了炖肉里
Who put old *******
我合上双眼
In the mulligan stew
就一分钟
I close my eyes
现在怎么办才好
For just a minute
但是到底是谁把老藜草
What do you do
放进了炖肉里
Who put old *******
In the mulligan stew Who put old ******* In the mulligan stew