Mr. *****

In '67, his debut year, a ***** cat did appear

In Soho bars rather shady,

A most discerning, misleading lady

He knew Marlene, Judy was a friend

Hey! Johny Ray, all those that bend

A legend born, on a London stage

When ginger beers, were outrage!

Mr. *****. Mr. *****.

In '69 his favourite year, a 'Bona Palone' did disappear

From the Vauxhall Tavern, to the boulevards of Dublin

Mr. *****. Mr. *****.

Nante! No nante! Nante Parlare

Vada omi! You silly cow!

Come see a star shine,

Come see him laughing through a mask of tears

He should have been in the movies...

You know those movies that make you cry

＂Oh! Immortalise me! Oh! Immortalise me!

Write a song, write a sad song,

Make it 25 years a long... Oh!＂
..says Mr. *****... mmm... Mr *****.