Heffalumps And Woozles

They're black
they're brown
They're up
they're down
They're in
they're out
They're all about
They're far
they're near
They're gone
they're here
They're quick and slick
They're insincere
Beware
Beware
Be a very wary bear
A Heffalump or Woozle
is very con-fuzle
The Heffalump or Woozle's very sly, sly, sly, sly
They come in ones and twoozles
but if they so choozles
before your eyes, you'll see them multiply-ply-ply-ply
They're extra-ordinary
so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size
If honey is what you covet
you'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize
They're green
they're blue
They're pink
they're white
They're round
they're square
They're a terrible sight
They tie themselves In horrible knots
They come in stripes Or polka-dots
Beware
Beware
Be a very wary bear
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Honey Pots (variously):
They're extra-ordinary
so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size, size, size, size
If honey is what you covet
you'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the things you prize
They're black
they're brown
They're up
they're down
They're in
they're out
They're all about
They're far
they're near
They're gone
they're here
They're quick and slick
They're insincere
Beware
Beware
Beware
Beware
Beware!