Let’s Generalize About Men

Right now we’re angry and sad
现在我们既气愤又悲伤
It’s our right to get righteously mad
正当的愤怒是我们的权力
At every member of the opposite ***
针对另一性别群体中的每个成员
Oh god, we hate them
天哪，我们恨他们

Let’s not distinguish between them at all
别去计较他们之间的区别了
Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol
再多喝一大堆酒
And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements
然后相互击掌的同时，作出一系列大而泛的宣言
Let’s generalize about men
让我们来一概而论男性吧
Let’s generalize about men
让我们来一概而论男性吧
Let’s take one bad thing about one man
让我们来举出一个男人的一个缺点
And apply it to all of them
然后将它推广到所有男人身上
Let’s conflate all the guys
让我们将所有男人视为一个整体
Let’s generalize about men
让我们来一概而论男性吧

All men are completely repressed
所有男人都完全是压抑的
Uh-huh
嗯哼
All men only want to have ***
所有男人都只想
There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this
没有例外，所有三十亿男人都这样
All 3.6 billion men
所有36亿男人
All men are emotionally stunned
所有男人都不会体悟自己的情绪
When asked how they feel every man’s always grunted
当问到他们感觉怎么样时，所有男人都只会支支吾吾
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves,
而且为什么男人从来不倾听并且只会考虑他们自己，
as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves
相反女人总是倾听并且从来不考虑她们自己
Oh, I hear you, girl
就是酱紫！

Let’s generalize about men
让我们来一概而论男性吧
Let’s generalize about men
让我们来一概而论男性吧
Let’s get super lit, and not admit
让我们喝到超嗨，并且拒不承认
this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then
这差不多是一种我们时不时需要的原始仪式
Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men
也许我们的精神能好些，如果我们一概而论男性的话
All men are stupid and childish
所有男人都愚蠢而幼稚
Even the ones who are "smart and mature"
甚至那些“智慧而成熟”的家伙也一样
All every man does every day
所有男人每天干的事
is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
就是看、吃鸡翅、打嗝、和打呼噜！

Wait, what about gay men?
等等，那些同恋男怎么说？
Oh, no, they are fine.
哦，他们没问题
Gay men are all really great
同恋男都好棒的
Every single one
每一个都是
They’re never mean, just sassy
他们从不刻薄，而是自信稍过
They’re all completely adorable and fun
他们都是完全可爱而有趣的

So let’s focus for now on straight men
所以现在先让我们关注直男吧
Let’s just generalize about them
让我们只是一概而论他们吧
They’re all monsters.
他们都是恶魔。
They’re murderers.
他们是犯。
They’re rapists.
他们是犯。
Totally.
绝对的。
Wait, I have sons!
等等，我有儿子！
Your sons are gonna be rapists
你儿子将会成为犯