99 Problems

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
如果你的女人成为了你的麻烦那么我为你感到难过
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
我有99个麻烦但女人绝对不是其中之一
Verse One
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
在我的rap音乐响起的地方拿着枪巡逻
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
敌人想确定我有没有做出格的举动
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
说唱评论家说他是靠钱堆出来的（指JayZ)
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
我从街区来 这种言论简直是愚蠢
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
如果你生活在那样的贫民区
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
你会庆祝每一分钟拥有钱的时候
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
于是我就回应说 去你妈的批评家你可以舔我的屁股
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
如果你不爱听我的歌词你可以快进
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
或者和电台一架,如果我没有现场表演.
They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
就算电台不播我的单曲,好吧,我觉得没所谓.
Rap mags try and use my black ass rap
的杂志想用我来大做文章
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
这样广告商会给他们更多的钱来做这个广告 傻逼
I don't know what you take me as,
我不知道你怎样看我.
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
或者怎样去理解JayZ的聪明才智.
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
我从穷苦到富有 哥们 我可不傻.
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
我有99个麻烦但女人绝对不是其中一个.
Hit me
打我啊
Chorus
99 problems but the bitch aint one 99
个麻烦但女人绝不是其中一个
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
如果你的女人成为了你的麻烦那么我为你感到难过
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
我有99个麻烦但女人绝对不是其中之一
Hit me
打我啊
Verse Two
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw 94
年的时候 我的车可不好受
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
在我的倒视镜里看到的只是他妈的法律
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or （hmmm）
我有两个选择,你们把车靠边
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
或者一直把油门踩到底
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
听着,我可不想看到什么高速公路追赶大赛之类的
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
而且我有点儿钱 能够解决这件事
So I...pull over to the side of the road
所以我,把车停在了路边
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
听到“小子 你知道我为什么让你停下?”
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
因为我年轻 还是个黑人 而且身份很低.
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
我看起来是不是能读人的思想?我不知道.
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
我是不是要被逮捕或者还有别的惩罚?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " "
你已经犯了4次,这是最后一次了"
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car" "
交出驾驶执照和登记,走出你的车"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" “
你是不是带着枪?我知道关于你很多事"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
我没有走出去 我的钱来的都是正当的.
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" “
你介意我看看这辆车吗?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
但我的车厢是锁着的
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
而且我知道 你必须有搜查令才能这么做
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" “
你不会是像大头钉一样扎人的律师吧?"

"Or somebody important or somethin'?" “或什么..更有身份的人?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
哈 我没那个身份但我懂点儿法律
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
足够阻止你非法搜查我的东西

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" "好...让我们看看K-9来的时候你还能耍什么聪明.."
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
我有99个麻烦但女人绝对不是其中一个
Hit me
打我啊
Chorus
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one 99
个麻烦但女人绝不是其中一个
if you havin girl problems
如果你的女人成为了你的麻烦
i feel bad for you son
那么我为你感到难过
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me
我有99个麻烦但女人绝对不是其中之一 打我啊
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one 99
个麻烦但女人绝不是其中一个
if you havin girl problems
如果你的女人成为了你的麻烦
i feel bad for you son
那么我为你感到难过
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
我有99个麻烦但女人绝对不是其中之一
Hit me
打我啊
Verse Three
Now once upon a time not too long ago
就在不久之前吧
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
像我这样的人必须对女人有掌控力
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
不是说让女人想和你上床
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
但是有个傻逼没这种意识 怂恿我去做
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
我试着忽略他并向上帝祈祷
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
为这个家伙祈祷 因为有些傻瓜就是喜欢装逼
You know the type loud as a motor bike
你知道的 就是那种叫得比摩托车还响
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
但连个葡萄也锤不扁的家伙
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin
唯一会发生的事情 就是我会赢得掌声
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
他和他那些朋友只能大叫大嚷
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
而我又被女人给迷惑了
Back through the system with the riff raff again
又是那些老一套的把戏
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
朋友们又在跳舞时发生了擦伤
paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them
狗仔队和他们的摄像机偷拍了他们
D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
又说起了风凉话
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
离保释还有半英里 因为我是个黑人
All because this fool was harrasin' them
都因为这些人太蠢
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
想试着玩弄这个家伙
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
但我拿枪时可就没有这么和气了
I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one.
我有99个麻烦但女人绝对不是其中一个
Hit me
打我啊
Chorus X3


You're crazy for this one Rick 你为此高兴吧 Rick（Rick是这首歌的音乐制作）
It's your boy
这是你兄弟