You Be Illin'

Verse 1 (One) day when
I was chillin' in Kentucky
Fried Chicken Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this
Kentucky Fried? "
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fries,
Big Mac! You be illin'
Verse 2 (To)day you won a ticket to see
Doctor J Front row seat (in free!) no pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up,
Doc's gone to town Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream