The Worst Country Song Of All Time

This is the worst country song of all time
这是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲
And it goes
它是这么唱的
I hate beer and honky-tonk women
我讨厌啤酒和乡里的女人
I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing
我不吃鹿肉 我也受不了钓鱼
And I don't know the words to Family Tradition
那首⌈家庭风俗⌋的歌词我一句不知道
Folsom Prison or Walk The Line
与之相同的 还有⌈弗尔松监狱⌋和⌈与歌同行⌋
And I think sweet tea is overrated
甜茶根本不值这份名声
And all the roads were made for paving
所有的道路都是为铺而铺
Yeah this is the worst country song of all time
是的 这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲
And the chorus goes
副歌是这么走的
I love cities and traffic jams
我喜欢城里的生活 堵到不能动的交通
I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想盖一间别墅 或是拥有一片土地
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我应该拥有一大笔票子 还有一辆小货车
But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分钱也不想去赚
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
电影⌈老黄狗⌋不会让我落泪
I think we should change the American flag yeah
我觉得我们都应该把美国的国旗换了
This is the worst country song of all time
这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲
Second verse goes

第二段主歌是这样的
I think trucks are a waste of gas
我觉得开卡车就是浪费汽油
If you disagree we'll cancel that 'cause
如果你不同意 那我们就不这么做了 因为啊

My momma never whipped my a*s
我妈妈从没打过我

I guess she never tried
我想她也从未试过
Man stink a fork in the constitution
我想我们的宪法也就此玩完
I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
我支持金正恩和普京
Yeah this is the worst country song of all time
这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲
And the chorus goes
副歌是这么走的
I love cities and traffic jams
我喜欢城里的生活 堵到不能动的交通

I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想盖一间别墅 或是拥有一片土地
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我应该拥有一大笔票子 还有一辆小货车

But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分钱也不想去赚

Old Yeller didn't make me sad
电影⌈老黄狗⌋不会让我落泪
I think we should change the American flag yeah
我觉得我们都应该把美国的国旗换了
This is the worst country song of all time
这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲

And the bridge goes
过渡段是这样

I'm too good for solo cups
红塑料杯对我太过廉价
Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks
你妈妈做的家常炸鸡 实在是差劲

Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
靴子也不是你这样 用来到处磨坏的
How you like that saxophone
不妨跟我听一首萨克斯风

Yeah my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue
我也不是什么红脖子 约翰迪尔是个蓝色的牌子（实际上品牌标识为绿色）
And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true
如果你坚持这么认为 那我就说你像鱼子酱一样村吧
And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you
这首歌就是开玩笑啦 但如果不对你的胃口

I know your favorite song
那我也知道你最爱的那首

And it goes like
那首是这么唱的
I love cities and traffic jams
我喜欢城里的生活 堵到不能动的交通

I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想盖一间别墅 或是拥有一片土地
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我应该拥有一大笔票子 还有一辆小货车
But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分钱也不想去赚

Old Yeller didn't make me sad
电影⌈老黄狗⌋不会让我落泪
I think we should change the American flag yeah
我觉得我们都应该把美国的国旗换了
This is the worst country song of all time
这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲