Right Hand Man

If you ever got in trouble
如果你遇到了麻烦
I would be there on the double
我会出现在你身旁
Just to bail you out
帮你渡过难关
If there's anything you lack
如果你需要人手
You know I've always got your back
那么我就在你身后
Thats what its all about
这是我帮忙的时候
Think of me as your sidekick
把我当作你的助手
Helping you whenever I can
该出手时就出手
I'm more than just a woman, baby
亲爱的，女人虽然没有力气
When the pressure's coming baby
但是当生活遇到困难的时候
Let me be your right hand man
我还会是你的好帮手，好兄弟
(But your not a man, I'm the man)
（兄弟？你又不是男的，我才是男的）
UGH, your not hearing me
（抓狂）你没有get到我的点
If you're ever in a pickle
如果你不小心栽了跟头
You can call for me and quick'll
你得立刻打电话给我，我就
Be how fast I run
十万火急来到你的前头
(I'm not in a pickle)
（我没载“跟头”啊）
You and me should be a team
我们俩应该组成小分队
For any dream or any scheme
无论是实现伟大梦想，还是面对生活琐碎
That's how it should be done
俗话说：男女搭配，干活不累
Sure I could stay in the background
当然我也可以站在你的背后
Just smiling every now and again
做你默默微笑和支持的妻子
But just to be a pretty lady
但是仅仅负责美丽
That would be a pity baby
有点浪费我的能力
Let me be your right hand man
我还可以当你的助理
(You should listen to her, she's usually right)
（你得听她的，她说的都是对的）
(Eat your cabbage)
（吃瓜吧你！）
(Okay)
（好吧）
I am stronger than you think
我比你想的要壮
Don't be thinking I ain't tough
不要以为我很弱
I am where you oughta go
出了事情来找我
When the goings getting rough
这样事情才好办
So when things are going badly
所以如果遇到困难
(But they're not)
（没什么困难）
(They kinda are)
（还说没有）
(No things are fine)
（一切都很顺利啊）
But if they weren't
如果不是呢？
(it's okay)
（好吧）
Love (what) UGHHH
爱...哎
(What?)
（什么？）
Quit trying to protect me
不要总是想着保护我
(Can we change the subject, please?)
（我们能换个话题吗？）
Not until I know that
不能。除非你
If you're ever in a fix
以后遇到了困难
And its a fix you need to nix
需要解决的方案
Then I'm your go to guy
第一个想到的哥们是我
(You're not a guy)
（你不是哥们）
Don't be so literal
别这么抠字眼
And don't forget I'm not a shrinking violet
你总认为我娇弱如花
A solid rock am I
但实际我却坚如磐石
So don't be thinking I'll crumble
别以为我会畏缩不前
When the you know what hits the fan
当一切失控，变得糟糕
There's no problem thats too big
没有什么搞定不了的难题
When your married thats the gig
你娶了我，我们要一起努力
So don't be a ***ist pig
所以，别再那么大男子主义
Is it asking too much of you
这个要求对你只高不低
It's only cuz I love you
我这样做也是因为爱你
Let me be your right
让我做你的助理
In fact I'll show you that I'm right
让你瞧瞧我说得对不对
(What are you doing now?)
（你要去干嘛）
I'm going to get you boys some meat
我先出去，给你们买肉
Baby I'm your right
我来做你的助理
Don't put up a fight
不要有争议
I can be your right
我能做你的助理
Starting here tonight
就从今晚起
Let me be your
让我成为
RIght....Hand....Man
你，的，助理
Let me be your right hand man
让我成为你的，左膀右臂