Pimps

Eightball & MJG in the mutha****** house
We came here today to talk to about this thing called pimpin'
It has been misunderstood over the years
So now we have come to set the record straight...
*******s don't do this *******t right
It takes a special kind of *******
You know what I'm sayin
Yeah
It takes a ******* dat hard from the start
You gotta have heart
To meet a *******, mack hard down, then rip her apart
It's all in the game, a ******* can't change
If you don't break a *******
Then your game is lame man
See I'm from Tennesee with curls and gold teeth
So everywhere I go, ******* strike up conversations wit me
About the way I talk, about the way I dress, about
How my gold teeth look so fresh
See how I bait a man, seen as a ******* speak
That deep voice just make a ******* knees weak
I'm in my cadallic, chillin like a fa******ack
Smoking on a fat sac, drinkin' on a pint of yac
I pick up my car phone, cause the freak beep
It's my ******* baby mama, but sometimes I creep
That's just the way it is, *******s have to take a chance
When you ain't around, anybody could be in dat ass
But I'm just a young *******, trying to make a dollar
And they way I live, to some it's hard to swallow
See livin' down south ain't what you think it be
Nine times out of ten *******s like me
Pimps
Ya that's right
We trying to teach all these lames, you know
How to do this *******t
Cause it's really a hard job
But them lame *******s
They make me get so high
I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground
I get so high
And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground
Now let me explain a pimp
A ******* about the m-o-n-e-y
See a ho, break a ho
And try to influence the *******, to a trick for a ******* who
Persuade a ho to sell ass like hoes suppose too
Now how in the ******* do you think a pimp is slippin
Surrounded by all these hoes
That's going and givin me money
It's funny how a ho can make you think she wit ya
When all the time
She's just another *******s gold digger
MJG got a ******* for a rich trick
Take care of your business
Bring me the money, ya this *******t is thick
Ho don't violate, ******* I know I taught you better
Take all of cash, grab on his ass
Write dat trick a love letter
Train your woman to break a man
Man meeting another *******
Just some *******t in the game, same-o-same
To make you pimpin thicker
Slicker the pimpin gets, freaker gets the *******
MJG is rich, I'm coe-coe for this tricks
I pimp
Ya that's right baby
I pimp
So uh, what you need to do is sat dat ass there
And uh, right about now, I bout to fire up one of these spliffs
And get so high
I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground
I get so high
And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground
It's all the same G
Trying to school fools, on this P-I-M-P
Lesson one
First you should pull a *******, ******* her good
Next time tell her no, the next time take her dough
Oh, you better watch your back to man
Cause there's alot of ******* in the world wit much game
Lession two
Watch dat ho, don't trust her wit none of yo dough
Never let a ******* know, how you much yo cash flow
Lession three
If you don't tell dat ho who is boss
*******s like to run *******t
But end up getting smacked in the mouth
See a real ******* believe in beatin them hoes down
Push they head into the wall until you hear dat crackin sound
Drown in the tub, rub-a-dub-dub
Some *******s get ******* whipped and fall into them love bugs
Buying hoes this, buying hoes that
Then bragging to your friends
How you ****** her from back
Never how you took they cash, never how you beat they ass
Never how you pull hoes, ******* them, then dropping fast
I don't understand your plan at all man
But you should be around *******s like me
Pimps
Ya man
This *******s is a trip, you know what I'm sayin
But *******s like me, I have to smoke them spliffs
To get my mind off dat *******t, and when I smoke um
I get so high
I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground
I get so high
And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground
Wherever there is a ho, there's bound to be a pimp
The pimp supplies his ******* with some tricks that they can tempt
A sucker will spend his money, till he ain't got nothin left
Instead of blamming the *******, he needs to blame it on himself
It wouldn't be a ho, if it wasn't for the tricks
But I suggest we keep em', so a pimp can keep his *******
It needs to be understand, there wouldn't be one without the other
So why the ******* these folks keep trying to sweat a mutha*******a
Jealous suckers just mad!!!
They can't hang with the pimp thang, looking to sprinkle some salt
In a pimps game
How in the ******* do you figure pimpin is dead when ******* you know it's alive
Pimpin is misunderstood by those who can't, that's why they said it died
Others tried pimpin, but were only makin chump change
One track minded *******s never run a Amtrain
Rearrange *******t that they done seen in a movie script
Dam ain't dat a *******, *******s like me
Pimp
MJ ****** G, P-I-M-P
Staying down on this pimpin bout' these hoes
But some *******s ******* *******t up for real *******s
And dat *******t just makes me get so high
I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground
I get so high
And I just can't seem to get my feet on the ground