Online 歌词

Online
吾于网中
I work down at the pizza pit
我在披萨店勤勤恳恳地工作

我和老Hundai开车
And I drive and old Hundai
我依旧与父母一同生活

我身高5英尺3英寸,体重超标,且沉浸科幻
I still live with my mom and dad
轻度地运动一小下

也从未踏足二垒(指进入女孩的上衣内)
I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic
若吾于网中,便可得天下矣
Mild athsmatic
你需睁大眼睛瞧

去浏览我的博客,毕竟老子在好莱坞
Never been to 2nd base
老子如今六英尺五英寸,看起来帅的一批

开的玛莎拉蒂
But there's a whole nother me
还是空手道黑带!
That you need to see
我喜欢喝一杯好酒,我很神秘,这让女孩们为我着迷

我却告诉她们不要开玩笑
Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood
因为就算是过悠闲的一天,我也有多种方式去过

能够同时与两个靓妹聊天,我在网上比现在酷的不是一点两点
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
在网上如此酷的我回家后吻了吻我老妈
I drive a Mazarati
她便给了我准备好了小点心
I'm a black belt in Karate
我朝地下室的卧室走去
And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
在现实生活中我

却从未领略洛杉矶的风景
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
当我有机会和军乐队在一起的时候
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
我只会在玫瑰花车游行中演奏大号
Chat with two women timeI'm at one so much cooler online
老子为CK摆过造型,我也曾在GQ待过一段时间

我只是个富贵的单身狗
So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom
我的六块腹肌会让你刮目相看,让女孩们为我打call
And she fixes me a snack
我告诉她们我只想要认真严肃的恋爱

因为就算是过悠闲的一天,我也有多种方式去过
I head down to my basement bedroom
能够同时与两个女孩谈笑风生,我在网上比现在酷多了

是的,我在网上比较酷,因为当你拿到我那种书包的时候,你也很难找到一个约会对象
And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I
更不必说一个真正的女友了
Ever even been to LA
但当我又长一尺之时

登录一次我就瘦好几斤
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
网上的我在好莱坞
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu
身高六英尺五英寸,并且帅的一批
I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ
就算是过悠闲的一天,我也有多种方式去过
I'm single and I'm rich
能够同时与两个妹子不停聊天,我在网上比现在酷多了
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
没错,我在网上才高八斗,学富五车
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
我在网上有着更加飒爽的英姿
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
耶,我在网上更加玉树临风
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend

But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day' I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

I'm so much cooler online

Yeah I'm cooler online

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  2. The World
  3. Alcohol
  4. Ticks
  5. Alcohol (Live)
  6. Celebrity
  7. Water (Live)
  8. Waitin' On a Woman (Live)
  9. I'm Still a Guy
  10. Whiskey Lullaby (feat. Alison Krauss)
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