On The Road To Canada (feat. Eric Edelstein, Bobby Moynihan & Demetri Martin)

制作人 : Brad Breeck/George William Streicher/Ivan Barias
别光想着咱们在逃命啊
Don't think of this as us being on the run.
去想想看这更像是...
Think of it more like...
一次公路旅行！
a road trip!
什么？一次公路旅行？
What? A road trip?
可是 灰灰 咱们被通缉了啊
But, Grizz, we're wanted.
咱们是潜逃的犯人
We're criminals!
而且....而且...
And And.
嘘 嘘 听好了
Shhshhshh listen up.
来吧 老弟 想想看我们能去的每个角落
Come on, little bro, think of everywhere we can go.
但是 灰灰 万一有警察
But, Grizz, the popo.
没事 别慌 已经上了大道无需唠叨
No need to dwell when we've got the open road.
白熊想低调一点
Ice Bear wants to lay low.
这将会是最好的时光
This is gonna be the best time.
消除恐惧 享受旅途
Put your fears away, enjoy the ride.
微笑面对 纵情享乐 奔向加拿大
We're gonna have a ball on the way to Canada.
啊哈 想想看吧
Aha! Just think of it.
我想不出来 灰灰
I don't know, Grizz.
听着 在这一路去加拿大的旅途中 咱们...
Listen. On the way to Canada, we...
可以随时突然出现在路边的一家餐馆
Can pop in on a diner by the roadside.
刚出炉的美味馅饼和眼中荡漾着快乐
Freshbaked pies and cheer in every eye.
谁给你的自信认为他们会喜欢咱们仨
What makes you think they'll like us at all?
可能最终结局是墙上的三个精美装饰
Probably end up mounted on a wall.
我们在去加拿大的途中应该保持低调
We ought to lay low on the way to Canada.
噢 拜托 别再在那里散发负能量了 胖达
Oh, come on. Don't be a downer, Panda.
还有其他很多的东西呀
There's plenty of other things.
就比如....噢 我知道了
Like... oh, I know!
不如......
How 'bout...
路边随处可见的景点 永远不会看腻
Roadside attractions, those are never a bore
一个超大的沙线线团或者混凝土恐龙
A giant ball of yarn or those concrete dinosaurs
呃啊 看着这么老旧随时都会碎成渣
Ugh, so old, probably falling to bits
就这样被埋在废墟里 这运气有多差
Crushed by the camp, it'd be just the pits
所以一路向北旅途中 务必永保低调
We ought to lay low on the way to Canada
哎呀 振作一点吧 胖达
Aw, come on, Pan Man.
沿途的风景有千千万 总有适合你的
There's got to be something that you wanna see
来吧 老弟 你不是很喜欢探险吗
Come on, bros, you love adventure.
这又会是什么样呢
What's it gonna be?
这又会是什么样呢
What's it gonna be?
好吧 我想.....
Well, I guess...
我一直想在沙漠深处来张自拍
I've always wanted to take selfies in the desert.
喔 很好 这想法不错
Ooh! Okay! Yeah! That's great!
白熊想去探访一下巨大的红杉
Ice Bear wants to see the redwood trees.
啊 嘿嘿 这想法太棒了
Ah! Hehe! That's perfect!
给咱们的朋友多寄几张明信片也很棒啊
And it'd be cool to send out postcards to all our friends.
好哇 去寄哟
Yeah! There you go!
白熊还想去探访一下消音器人的雕像
Ice Bear wants to see the Muffler Man.
好哇 这想法也不错
Uh, okay, sure.
哈 你知道的
Huh, you know
毕竟这场旅途也许不会那么悲伤
maybe this won't be so bad after all.
不会那么糟
Won't be so bad
对啊 而且咱们只是一时不济 可不代表一世不济啊
Yeah, and just 'cause we fell doesn't mean we'll continue to fall.
不会永生不济
Not gonna fall
我们离开家园 虽然的确很痛苦
We left our home, and that's a pain
但是留得青山在 不怕没柴烧
But we're gonna have a good time anyway
微笑面对 纵情享乐 奔向加拿大
We're gonna have a ball on the way to Canada
加拿大
Canada
微笑面对 纵情享乐 奔向加拿大
We're gonna have a ball on the way to Canada
加拿大
Canada
微笑面对 纵情享乐 奔向加拿大
We're gonna have a ball on the way to Canada