Ain't No Fun

You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick
现在你们收听到的是飞机大师eazy dick的节目
On W-Balls, right now, somethin new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
在W-BALLS，就是现在，就是史努比狗狗的新作
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
但是他已经出去泡妞了
A big bow wow wow, cuz we gonna make it a little mystery
深表鞠躬，算了，留个谜吧
Here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station that
今晚，eazy dick
Slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick
与你共同**
When I met you last night baby
宝贝儿，昨晚我遇到你的时候
Before you opened up your gap
在你门户大开之前
I had respect for ya lady
我对你还心存敬意，姑娘
But now I take it all back
但算了，我现在全部收回
Cause you gave me all your pussy
因为你任我摆弄
And ya even licked my balls
你甚至还*了我的**
Leave your number on the cabinet
把你的电话留在柜子上
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
宝贝我保证，我会打过去的
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
下次我们来更爽的
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
你来找我然后咱们大战三百回合
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
要是你正巧赶上了特殊的日子
Just lay back, and open your mouth
那就俯下身子，张开你的嘴
Cause I have never
因为在这个世界
Met a girl
我从未遇见
That I love
让我动真情
In the whole wide world
的姑娘
Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
好吧，要是Kurupt对每个女人都有情有义，那我手里根本留不住钱
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
我抽烟的钱都得拿去给姑娘买东西
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
我就是个彻头彻尾的疯子，你别想给我耍花招
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
我们看起来像富二代吗，浓妆艳抹的小姐？
I have no love for hoes
对小姐我没有爱
That's somethin I learned in the pound
这是我在狗狗团学到的真理

So how the fuck am I supposed所以，
To pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
就为了跟姑娘来一笔交易，你还想让我付出多少？
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
我知道这个姑娘是我的，我已经玩了好多次了
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
然后我玩儿够了，再留着也没什么用
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
把她扔给兄弟们，你们来尝个鲜
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
因为她对我来说就是个小姐
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
你们都知道的，对我来说就像下水道里的水一样
I gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
我不在乎！你们注意听了吗？
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
用不同的开场白接近那个姑娘：“我是Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
你永远不是我的唯一，懂？”
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
要是兄弟们不能尝尝，那就没什么劲啦
Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
猜猜是谁又回来了？
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
是把大长枪捅进你嘴里的那个哥们儿！
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
她们认出了我，兄弟们也是
Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo
如果小姐对你说三道四，甚至恶语诅咒
What you gon do? You really don't know
你该怎么办？你真的没头绪！
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
所以我建议你别把她当回事儿
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
我爱上了一个姑娘，真是够蠢
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
离婚会让我的资产大受打击，我非常明白
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
日出又日落，我的生意越做越大
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
有多少小姐想和Snoop翻云覆雨一夜风流
Doggy, I'm all the above
我是所有罪恶的代名词
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
勾搭的那一套我简直太熟了
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
但是听着：要是兄弟们不能尝尝，那就没什么劲啦
Cause you know I don't love em
因为你懂，我对她们没有爱
Whoa!
耶
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
嘿你知道的，我来了
One for the money, two for the btiches
一为了钱，二为了小姐
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
三开始准备，四把灯关上
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
任何姿势我都烂熟于心
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
小姐有的在我的上边，有的在我的旁边
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
给小姐特殊的身段是表明我还行
Off your knees and then start jugglin
给我跪着吧
These motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
嘴里的滋味如何
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
就是我Warren G，精力最好的那个
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