The Muppet Show Theme

Female Chorus:
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Male Chorus:
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Waldorf:
Why do we always come here
Statler:
I guess we'll never know
Waldorf:
It's like a kind of torture
Both:
To have to watch the show.
Kermit:
To introduce out guest star
That's what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you...
Muppets:
So now let's get things started
Audience:
Why don't you get things started?
Kermit:
It's time to get things started
Muppets:
On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!