Family Feud

Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink
Aunt Tammy's in there claiming all the diamond rings

Uncle Bobby's holding up the TV set
The only thing they're grieving over
Is what they ain't gonna get
She's only been in the ground a day or two

I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

Great granddaddy's shotgun started it all

She wasn't even cold

Before they ripped it off the wall
Wonda's fighting Angie over antique quilts

Nobody even waited for the reading of the will

If daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue

I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

I'm watching it all go down in shame
Wish the whole house would go up in flames

Who gives a damn about a cedar chest

When we just laid her soul to rest

She's only been in the ground a day or two

I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

She's probably rolling over in her grave

Cause the good Lord giveth and the family taketh away