Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful

Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful -The Waitresses
Hi Nice to see you
Come in come in
Sorry the place is a mess
Need an ashtray
Drink some coffee some coffee
I know you've been upset
What I mean is
Maybe a part of your problem is simply
You were teased
I know what you'd like
But the good stuff promised
Is hard fought and not for free
Get tough don't be so patient
Get smart head up shoulders straight
Since when is it a disaster
If the S on your cape is a little frayed
What's a girl to do
Born to shop No Pretty victories
What's a girl to do
Scream screw
No Pretty victories
Go out jumpin'with your dumplin'
Your dumplin'
Go wheelin'with your pet
Never worry even a bit just a bit
If there're any good ones left
Use your credit
At the boybank the boybank if those you've
Bounced you've broke
Spit out the F word like a shotgun
A shot gun if they can't take a Joke
Get tough don't be so patient
Get smart head up shoulders straight
Since when is it a disaster
If the S on your cape is a little frayed
What's a girl to do
Born to shop No Pretty victories
What's a girl to do
Scream screw
No Pretty victories
Starting to see what I mean
Nice things
Nice things
Oh oh oh
So many nice things
As your biggest fan
I want you to have them
Nice things
Nice things
Oh oh oh
So many nice things
Don't mean nothing
If they're dumping
Things that sting on you
Don't take that honey
Don't work your buns off
For a fool for a fool
Who can barely tie his shoes
Don't answer phone calla
That old boyfriend Old boy friend
Who'd love to see you lose
You don't need that
When your girlfriend
Your girlfriend falls
For all those creeps
Can you tell her Take the cure
Take the cure love is obsolete Maybe
Get tough don't be so patient
Get smart head up shoulders straight
Since when is it a disaster
If the S on your cape is a little frayed
What's a girl to do
Born to shop No Pretty victories
What's a girl to do
Scream screw
No Pretty victories
What's a girl to do
Born to shop No Pretty victories
What's a girl to do
Scream screw
No Pretty victories
Starting to see what I mean
Sure stop by anytime
Will yesterday be better
I think you'll do just fine