Do not play Overwatch

cuz I'm gonna help you out right now
我现在就来救赎你
I'm gonna change your life for the better
我来让你的生活变得更美好
and make sure that you don't ******* up as bad as I did
来确保你不会跟我一样毁掉自己的生活
do not play Overwatch
别碰守望先锋！
do not not play Overwatch
千万别碰守望先锋！
do not play Overwatch
别碰守望先锋！
do not not play Overwatch
千万别碰守望先锋！
the game will consume your soul
这游戏会耗尽你的灵魂
and drag you to the depth of hell
把你拉入地狱的深渊里
I'm not ******* joking around bro
大哥我真的没开玩笑
I woke up at nine pm dawg
我TM晚上九点才起床
this game is not a ******* joke bro
这游戏真不是一个简单的玩笑啊兄弟
I stayed up till five pm dawg
我从昨晚通宵到下午五点
this is a ******* problem dawg
这TM就是个问题了亲
what the ******* did Blizzard do to make it so addictive
暴雪究竟在这游戏里面下了什么毒药？
I never play no Diablo
我从来没玩过暗黑破坏神
I never play no World of Warcraft
我也从来没玩过魔兽世界
I never ******* with no Hearthstone
我从来没搓过狗炉石
who give a ******* about the Heroes of the Storm
谁TM会去鸟风暴英雄？
and you god damn ******* sweet ass that ya boy never put his ******* anywhere near no Starcraft
我祖宗十八代姑姑爷爷奶奶都TM没鸟过星际争霸
but Overwatch
但是这守望屁股
Overwatch
守望屁股
what the ******* in Overwatch
这屁股怎么就这么毒呢？
do not play Overwatch
别碰守望先锋！
do not not play Overwatch
千万别碰守望先锋！
do not play Overwatch
别碰守望先锋！
do not not play Overwatch
千万别碰守望先锋！
do not play Overwatch
别碰守望先锋！
do not not play Overwatch
千万别碰守望先锋！
do not play Overwatch
别碰守望先锋！
do not not play Overwatch
千万别碰守望先锋！